sweet clueless girl:: honey, i just dont see it here. you know what im talking about though, right? its that arousal stuff i need.
not so clueless guy:: no, babe. i dont know what youre talking about. this is furniture cleaner.
sweet clueless girl:: nooo, not cleaner, the arousal stuff. it sprays. its smells awesome and works great!
not so clueless guy:: you mean, aerosol? not arousal? aerosol spray? a-e-r-0-s-0-l?? air freshening aerosol spray?
sweet clueless girl:: oh, yeah. thats it. whatever, same thing.
not so clueless boy:: um, no. its not exactly the same thing. its a waaaaay different thing...
at this point i am laughing so hard i have to excuse myself from eavesdropping, i mean inadvertently overhearing their convo which im bummed about because i would have loved to hear his explanation of the difference to his adorable, vocab challenged girlfriend. so. funny. to me....in a 7th grade humor kind of way.